Top Ways of Teasing a Rookie on the Job

 In Remodeling Trends

Ways of teasing a beginner, rookie, or inexperienced person on a construction site — for example, by sending him for a ‘left-handed monkey wrench’: “Go get me ________.”

Automatic Mortar-Hanger
Bit for a Square Hole
Board-Stretcher
Bottle of Dehydrated Water
Brick-Duplicator
Bubble from a Level
Bucket Full of Head Joints
Light Bulb-Crusher
Can of Striped Paint
Cold Cup of Steam
Double-Headed Hammer
Double-Reverse Flow-Check Valve
Handful of Roofing Tar
Handleless Hammer
Key to the Flagpole
Left-Handed Monkey Wrench
Nail Brightener
Pipe-Stretcher
Red Tail-Light Oil
Right-Handed Screwdriver
Room Expander
Round Square
Rubber-Handled Hammer
Saw-Straightener
Set of Sky-Hooks
Stack of Postholes
Straight-Angle Bar
Threads for the Bolts
Three-Cornered Square
Tile-Stretcher
Wire-Thickener

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